10 More Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

2. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

3. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

4. Try putting different pairs of women’s panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

5. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, “Red Rover!”

6. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

7. While no one’s watching, quickly switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the rest rooms.

8. Walk up to the customer service and when they say, “Hello, how may I help you?” say, “Yes, I’ll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet Coke”. And when they start to talk, say, “Oh, to go”. Then when they say that they can’t give it to you, say, “Oh, this is because I’m gay, isn’t it? I’d expect this from Albertson's, but not Wal-mart. People who are gay are just like everyone else, you know. You disgust me”. Then walk away mumbling to yourself. If you're a guy, try to act as valley-girl-like as you can.

9. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that you're a prissy Englishman. Say things like “Cheerio, good man” to people who walk by. And don’t forget to have perfect posture.

10. Walk up to a guy and say, “Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god, it is! I haven’t seen you in so long!!!” Then kiss him. Then slap and him say, “Why didn’t you ever call me?” Then walk away. This is much more effective if you’re a guy.

Howl and I will post more hilarious Wal-Mart tips later this month, so stay tuned!

10 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Start playing Calvinball - see how many people you can get to join in.

2. Challenge other costumers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "We've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

4. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

5. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

7. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!"

8. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

9. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible".

10. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.

Warning: Do not attempt under parental supervision

Movie Info that You Probably Didn't Need/Want to Know but Are Going to Anyway

Did you know that Transformers was rated PG-13 because of "intense sequences of sci-fi violence"? Now that's what I call a good movie.

Did you know that Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience is possibly crappier than Twilight? *gasp*

Did you know that if you don't like Finding Nemo, you're a doofus?

And the Movie of the Week to Never See: Push - trust me, you don't even need this one explained.

Check for more movie info later this week!

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