10 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Start playing Calvinball - see how many people you can get to join in.

2. Challenge other costumers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "We've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

4. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

5. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

7. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!"

8. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

9. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible".

10. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.

Warning: Do not attempt under parental supervision