Revenge of the Fallen

TRANSFORMERS WAS AMAZING!!! You have got to go see it in theaters, cuz I'm pretty sure that home tvs can't get that loud, and you need to have the sound BLASTING so that you can fully appreciate how many explosions there are! That is now my favorite movie of all time! And don't worry, I won't spoil anything for you, cuz that would ruin the movie! So just go see it!

omg, omg, OMG!!!

TRANSFORMERS 2 IS COMING OUT TOMORROW IN THEATERS AND I AM SO THERE!!! (Optimus Prime rocks and anyone who says otherwise needs to go die in a ditch.)

GO WATCH TRANSFORMERS.

Look look!

Here are some awesome pictures that I took at the zoo!

Hilarious Insults!

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

I see the wheel is spinning, but the hamster looks dead.

If you had another brain, it would be lonely.

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

Note: What the Fudgesikles is in no way encouraging you to use these insults on your friends or enemies. Though it would be funny to see their reactions.

Stupid Legislators

We depend on our government to do everything in their power to make this country better...but, the thing is...sometimes the higher-ups are just stupid.

The following are U.S. laws...but personally, I prefer to believe that these are not real.

- In Salt Lake County, Utah, it's illegal to walk down the street carrying a violin in a paper bag.

- In California, it's illegal for a vehicle without a driver to exceed 60 miles per hour.

- In New York, the penalty for jumping off a building is death.

- In Danville, Pennsylvania, all fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.

- In Pennsylvania, it's illegal to tie a dollar bill on a string, leave it on the ground, and then pull it away when someone tries to pick it up. (Okay, I have my doubts about that one.)

- In New York City, it's illegal for a restaurant to call a sandwich a "corned beef sandwich" if it's made with white bread and mayonnaise.

- In California it's illegal to set a mouse trap without a hunting license.

- In Louisiana, biting someone with your natural teeth is considered "simple assault" but biting someone with your dentures is "aggravated assault".

Fishies!!!

Hey! See my new friends over there in the sidebar? Well if you put the mouse in the box they swim to it and follow it around! Cool, huh?