Stupid Legislators

We depend on our government to do everything in their power to make this country better...but, the thing is...sometimes the higher-ups are just stupid.

The following are U.S. laws...but personally, I prefer to believe that these are not real.

- In Salt Lake County, Utah, it's illegal to walk down the street carrying a violin in a paper bag.

- In California, it's illegal for a vehicle without a driver to exceed 60 miles per hour.

- In New York, the penalty for jumping off a building is death.

- In Danville, Pennsylvania, all fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.

- In Pennsylvania, it's illegal to tie a dollar bill on a string, leave it on the ground, and then pull it away when someone tries to pick it up. (Okay, I have my doubts about that one.)

- In New York City, it's illegal for a restaurant to call a sandwich a "corned beef sandwich" if it's made with white bread and mayonnaise.

- In California it's illegal to set a mouse trap without a hunting license.

- In Louisiana, biting someone with your natural teeth is considered "simple assault" but biting someone with your dentures is "aggravated assault".