Hilarious Insults!

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

I see the wheel is spinning, but the hamster looks dead.

If you had another brain, it would be lonely.

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

Note: What the Fudgesikles is in no way encouraging you to use these insults on your friends or enemies. Though it would be funny to see their reactions.