Blonde Jokes

Did you hear about the blonde that...

- Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

- Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years".

- Couldn't call 911 because there wasn't an 11 button on any phone.

- When asked what the capital of California was, answered "C".

- Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.

- After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.