- You hold your toothbrush the way you hold your bow completely unintentionally
- You no longer crack up when someone says "my g-string snapped"
- You attack your dad when he tries to take your cello/bass and put it in the back of the truck for you
- You start naming your pets or stuffed animals (for all those who still have them) after composers
- You are watching a movie or television and either say "OMG! I've played that before!" or "I have that song!"
- You get together with your friends and in the midst of deciding what to do, you find yourselves playing chamber music
- You buy things like cookie cutters and pasta in the shape of musical notes and instruments
- You know every viola joke by heart
- You know that viola jokes are just so TRUE
- You have separate buddy lists - one for orch dorks and one for "regular people"
- You've named your instrument
- You can draw various instruments on your Etch-a-Sketch
- You carry around a nail clipper
- You sing Beethoven/Tchaikovsky symphonies in parts for fun
- You protect your hands at all costs...except in the case of Egyptian Ratscrew
- You ask for bows/rosin/mutes for Christmas...and cry when you don't get them
- Whenever you're in school, you think about how an orch dork school would be so much cooler
- You go nuts when you hear the school bell go off because you try to figure out what pitch it is
- The A 440 has gone off on your pocket metronome in the middle of English class
- Your metronome is the most expensive item you own
- You sing along with the microwave
- You find yourself conducting to classical/soundtrack music
- You listen to classical/soundtrack music
- When cleaning, you find strings in odd places and wonder how they got there
- You have Christmas music stuck in your head before Thanksgiving because you're already rehearsing it
- You do stupid things like walk into walls or fall up the stairs
- You glare at the band geeks because they're not nearly as cool as orch dorks!!!
-- YAH!!! GO ORCH DORKS!!!!! --
Monday, April 06, 2009
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Whatever Rawr, Band geeks are much cooler!!! Expecially us low voices(Fist is in the air) Oh wait sorry you aren't low woodwinds so only terry and my bass clarinet bud would get it!!!!!!!!! BASSOONS AND BASS CLARINETS!!!!!!
NO WAY HOWL WE ARE WAY COOLER! LIKE WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY COOLER!
BANDGEEKS RULE!!!! MARYANN IS ON MY SIDE AND SO IS TERRY AND ERIN AND SAM AND JARED AND NATHAN SO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi Rawr!!! THis is a person sending this to you that you do for a fact know who it is. I see you everyday at school!! I wonder who it is you have first period with me!!!! I stole Howl's account number!!
HINT: J
JESSICA NELSON GET UR OWN ACCOUNT
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