Sunday, October 11, 2009
Hiya
Wednesday, August 05, 2009
3...2....1...
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
OMG OMG OMG OMG....
Monday, July 13, 2009
Quotes!!!!
"Make way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..."
"Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!"
"It's lucky it's dark...I haven't blushed so much since Madame Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs."
"Of course, any time the family produced someone halfway decent they were disowned."
"But I got this far, didn't I?" he said slowly. "They thought I'd die in the attempt, but I'm here... and you're in my power.... I'm the one with the wand.... You're at my mercy...."
"I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."
"Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to poison us all!"
"You should write a book translating the mad things girls do so boys can understand them."
"Keep muttering and I will be a murderer!"
"I'll join you when hell freezes over."
"Ah well . . . wand still in your jeans? Both buttocks still on? Okay, let's go. Locomotor Trunk."
“For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.”
"Greatness inspires envy, envy engenders spite, spite spawns lies. You must know this, Dumbledore."
"Can I have a look at Uranus, too, Lavender?"( OMG I JUST GOT WHAT THIS MEANT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!=p)
"Scars can come in handy. I have one myself above my left knee that is a perfect map of the London Underground."
"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have."
"It would've been so easy to push Malfoy off a glacier and make it look like an accident.."
"You'd better hurry up, they'll be waiting for 'the Chosen Captain'-- 'The Boy Who Scored'-- whatever they call you these days."
"I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse you."
"No one asked your opinion, you filthy little Mudblood." (Now thats not obvious)
K so i know this one is obvious but i love it!!
"Severus Snape wasn't yours," said Harry. "Snape was Dumbledores, Dumbledores from the moment you started hunting down my mother..."
Top Ten Disney/Pixar Movies of All Time
According to http://moviesfilmsmotionpictures.wordpress.com/2009/06/03/top-ten-pixar-movies/ these are the top ten best movies of all time....
- Wall-e
- Monsters Inc.
- Toy Story
- A Bugs Life
- The Incredibles
- Cars
- Up
- Ratatouille
- Finding Nemo
- Toy Story 2
Now i kinda agree with that but not really so using the same movies this is my list!
- Cars
- Up
- Monsters Inc.
- Finding Nemo
- Wall-e
- Toy Story
- The Incredibles
- Ratatouille
- A Bugs Life
- Toy Story 2
So that is mine but personaly i wouldn't have A Bugs Life or Toy Story 2 on there but it is all good!!
Well thats that and i would but a poll up so you can vote on what you think but idk how to do that and i think only Rawr can do that sort of thing so OH WELL!!!
Anyway so just comment and type your mind...Tell me your order to the movies!!! And i will get back to you all soon (since i am really bored i may do another post as silly as this one to take up my time=)
Thursday, July 09, 2009
HOLY S***
Thursday, July 02, 2009
Dream Cars!

Pretty sweet, huh?
Aaaaand moving on to my personal favorite, the infamous Lamborghinis! An Italian manufacturer of sports cars, Lamborghini is currently owned by the Volkswagen Group (sheesh, they're dominating the car world!) and its parent is Audi AG...whatever that means!
Man, I love these cars!
And of course, because I am such a Transformers freak, I just had to put Sideswipe in here. For those of you that don't know, he's a new Autobot and is a totally rockin car. It's supposed to be a combination of a Stingray and a Corvette...too bad it isn't a real car!

Thursday, June 25, 2009
Revenge of the Fallen
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
omg, omg, OMG!!!
GO WATCH TRANSFORMERS.
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Hilarious Insults!
Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
I see the wheel is spinning, but the hamster looks dead.
If you had another brain, it would be lonely.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
Note: What the Fudgesikles is in no way encouraging you to use these insults on your friends or enemies. Though it would be funny to see their reactions.
Stupid Legislators
The following are U.S. laws...but personally, I prefer to believe that these are not real.
- In Salt Lake County, Utah, it's illegal to walk down the street carrying a violin in a paper bag.
- In California, it's illegal for a vehicle without a driver to exceed 60 miles per hour.
- In New York, the penalty for jumping off a building is death.
- In Danville, Pennsylvania, all fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.
- In Pennsylvania, it's illegal to tie a dollar bill on a string, leave it on the ground, and then pull it away when someone tries to pick it up. (Okay, I have my doubts about that one.)
- In New York City, it's illegal for a restaurant to call a sandwich a "corned beef sandwich" if it's made with white bread and mayonnaise.
- In California it's illegal to set a mouse trap without a hunting license.
- In Louisiana, biting someone with your natural teeth is considered "simple assault" but biting someone with your dentures is "aggravated assault".
Wednesday, June 03, 2009
Fishies!!!
Thursday, May 28, 2009
HEY I AM BACK AND READY TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY LIFE!
Sunday, May 24, 2009
This and That...
- So first off, TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN is coming out JUNE 24!!! I AM SO THERE!
- Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince is being released in theaters on July 15. Surprisingly, I'm looking forward to it. I think Harry Potter's growing on me...I mean seriously, who doesn't want to wave around a wand and scream "Wingardium Leviosa!" or "Expecto Petronum!" ...I do.
- I think I saw something about a new Ice Age movie coming out on June 1...
- And for all those orch dorks out there, I want to see The Soloist so that I can either laugh at Jamie Foxx's attempt to play the cello or have my self-esteem plummet below the ground (as usually happens in movies about prodigies. Stupid August Rush.)
- Check out Linkin Park's new single for Transformers 2: New Divide. It's pretty sick.
- Chuck might be cancelled *sniff*
- I can't believe I'm saying this but....THE VITAMIN STRING QUARTET ROCKS!!! SERIOUSLY!!! Go on youtube and check out clocks or hallelujah (that's right, paramore in strings! it's like a dream come true lol jk) DO IT NOW.
- Anyway, back to movies. If you didn't know, Chinese movies kicks American movies' butts. Well, most of them. There's this one movie called Together about this violin prodigy and it's amazing. And I don't usually say that about prodigy movies, since they usually just piss me off. Seriously, go rent it. Be sure to turn on subtitles.
So anway, later people.
Saturday, May 23, 2009
Paranoid? Me? Naw.
Aw, just look at that freaky, devil-eyed pigeon over there. Doesn't he just make you want to run away screaming...or grab the nearest flamethrower? In my experience, and I've had a lot, pigeons are stupid pooping-machines that like to fly in people's faces for fun. I mean seriously, just look at the bird's face! You can tell he's plotting something evil, and I'd bet on anything that it has something to do with the end of the human race.Stay paranoid, people.
Friday, May 22, 2009
Sorry to Announce...
Thursday, May 07, 2009
The Most Awesome Animal In the World

For all you less educated people (lol jk) a Senegal Bushbaby is an awesome little nocturnal primate that lives in Africa. They have awesome fingers and sick red eyes! They're TINY and you can hold them in your hands and they fit perfectly on your shoulder! And if you're obsessed with cute little animals, the bushbaby takes cute to a whole new level. The greatest thing about them is that they literally use their tails to jump around (well they alternate between the tail and the hind legs) and they are the most awesome animal in the world!
So forget that new puppy, get a bushbaby! (And name it Mashaka - pronounced MOO-sha-kah)
There's (or should be) a picture of a bushbaby somewhere above.
So that's all for the segment on my new favorite animal! Later, peeps!
Sunday, May 03, 2009
OCD With Sports
I play soccer, softball, and basketball and according to my friends I kick @$$ at basketball and softball and i am OK at soccer!!! Lol anyway my team That's Right for softball we aren't best team but we are pretty intense and I love it!!! I play catcher sometimes, shortstop and third base...YAY... For basketball well I am not on a team right now because it is not basketball season but i was I was. Basketball is my favorite sport ever and every year I played for my middle school team we were undefeated..YAY...For my soccer team I play for the best team in my age group...THE HORNETS...YAY... Ok so about soccer yesterday we had a state cup game and we played for like the first 25 minutes and then there was a lightning delay and we had to wait like a hour in the car...AHHHHH... Then we finished and we won like two to zero!!! YAY and this girl fouled me so freakin bad that my but is bruised and i landed in the freakin mud!!!! ya it was an intense game lol... So just wanted to keep you updated with all my sports that you probably don't want to know about!!!!!
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Zane's (Sad but True) Life Story - Pt.1
So when Zane wakes up, she is 23 years old. The doctors give her the medical bill, but when Zane calls her parents for money, they disown her and now Zane is alone, in debt, and still has guy problems. Sheena, on the other hand, lives in South Carolina and is currently dating the son of a sheriff and doing very well at the local college. Sheena also keeps in touch with Rawr, now a professional hacker in Australia. Sad little Zane hitchhikes to Sheena's house and once she arrives there, she starts complaining about her life. Sheena, unsympathetic after Zane severed all connections with her after 8th grade, locks her in the guest room and tells Zane to find a job and a life and to not jump out the window and kill herself.
Zane agrees to find a job and life, but when Sheena releases her, Zane runs and manages to stowaway on a boat to Australia, where she hitchhikes to Rawr's beachside condo. Rawr, the professional hacker, is irked when Zane interrupts her hack on government files. Zane begins to whine, when her arm starts beeping and she notices a bump - Rawr had implanted a GPS tracker in her arm during the coma (thanks to her amazing technological skills.) Sheena's voice suddenly comes out of nowhere - "I know you're at Rawr's condo!" (The tracker turns out to be a cell phone too.)
Zane begins to freak out and Rawr answers her own ringing phone (a modified iPhone) and talks to Sheena, who is on the other end. She tells Sheena to bring the straitjackets (which Sheena had prepared personally for Zane, name and everything.) When Sheena arrives from America, she and Rawr lock Zane in a padded cell in Rawr's condo.
Sheena and Rawr get bored with making faces at Zane through the bulletproof window and turn on the T.V. It shows a concert from Carnegie Hall with Angela Bell and her husband (Joshua Bell) playing a violin duet. Excited, professional hacker Rawr runs around her condo screaming, "We were stand partners!!!" Sheena and Rawr get Zane out of the cell and show her the T.V. and they have an alcohol-free party. Then Zane goes back in the cell.
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What will Sheena and Rawr do to Zane next? Well Zane ever get that life and job?! Will the world spontaneously combust?!?! Find out, on Zane's (Sad but True) Life Story - Pt. 2!
(Note: All characters in the story are based on actual people, under pseudonyms. If you know who Zane is, then you will find this as hilarious as we do. If you don't, then ignore this post. Thank you!)