Hiya

Hey everyone, sorry, but as you can see Rawr and I havent been doing anything on this blog lately. *cough* I will try to update more often and that might just actually be the truth because I finally got my very own laptop that is amazing!!! Anyway hows everyone enjoying Highschool because i know that i am enjoying it. New Moon Comes out on Nov. 20th but as Rawr and I figured out that happens to be a school night so neither of us can go to the midnight premier. *sniff* This is one of the only twilight movies that i wanted to go at midnight for because it is the best book and of course because Taylor launter is in it...with his shirt of HA!! Anyway I am really nervous for basketball tryouts because i am scared I am not going to make a team so wish me luck. Oh and we all want to get together for Halloween so we can go trick or treating so if you could volunteer your house and neighbor that would be great oh and since it was a Saturday night i think we should have a sleepover! We might be able to do it at my house but idk yet. Oh and Abby gave me this awesome idea that for Halloween we all dress up as characters from a different holiday like the Easter Bunny.I love this idea but i am still going to be a member of the volturi because then i can wear my cape!!!Anyway I miss you all so much and we should get together soon!!

3...2....1...

Hiya everybody havent talked to you all in a while....Well i am still alive and live is running pretty smooth. Actully great because guess what!!! Yesterday as in Tuesday August 4 I got my braces off!! Now i have no braces!!!!!Oh and there are only 15 days left till High school starts!!! YAYAYAYA so incase you guys dont know my phone broke so i can only call people...AAAHHHHH! Any way ya so that is why I have been txting back to yall!!!!Anyway over and out!!

OMG OMG OMG OMG....

I JUST SAW HP6 WITH ABBY AND IT WAS FREAKIN AMAZING!!!!!!!! ON A RATING FROM 1 TO 10 I WOULD GIVE IT A 8 OR A 9!!! IT FOLLOWED THE BOOK AND EVEN ADDED A SCENE IN THAT TOTALLY HELPED EXPLAIN EVERYTHING!!!!OH AND GO DRACO EVEN THOUGH U ALMOST DIE!!!! ANYWAY THE ONLY PART THAT I DIDNT LIKE WAS HOW THEY FORGOT TO PUT FLUER AND BILL IN THERE SO IDK HOW THEY ARE GOING TO DO THE WEDDING INTHE 7TH....ANYWAY=) I LOVED IT AND I WOULD TOTALLY GO SEE IT AGAIN!!!OH AND R AND H ARE SO CUTE!!!!!HOPEFULLY YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT IS LOL I DO!!!!OH AND GO SNAPE ALSO KNOWN AS HBP ONLY SUPER COOL PEOPLE WILL GET THAT LOL I FORGOT HE WAS EVEN THAT SO WHEN I SAW IT IN THE THEATER I WAS LIKE OH YA RIGHT!!!! ANYWAY I WILL GO SEE IT AGAIN WITH EVERYONE BUT DO WE HAVE TO GET THERE 3 HOURS EARLY LIKE ME AND ABBY DID LOL!!!!!

Quotes!!!!

OK everyone here are some of my fav hp quotes...try to guess who says them!!!!

"Make way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..."

"Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!"

"It's lucky it's dark...I haven't blushed so much since Madame Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs."

"Of course, any time the family produced someone halfway decent they were disowned."

"But I got this far, didn't I?" he said slowly. "They thought I'd die in the attempt, but I'm here... and you're in my power.... I'm the one with the wand.... You're at my mercy...."

"I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."

"Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to poison us all!"

"You should write a book translating the mad things girls do so boys can understand them."

"Keep muttering and I will be a murderer!"

"I'll join you when hell freezes over."

"Ah well . . . wand still in your jeans? Both buttocks still on? Okay, let's go. Locomotor Trunk."

“For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.”

"Greatness inspires envy, envy engenders spite, spite spawns lies. You must know this, Dumbledore."

"Can I have a look at Uranus, too, Lavender?"( OMG I JUST GOT WHAT THIS MEANT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!=p)

"Scars can come in handy. I have one myself above my left knee that is a perfect map of the London Underground."

"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have."

"It would've been so easy to push Malfoy off a glacier and make it look like an accident.."

"You'd better hurry up, they'll be waiting for 'the Chosen Captain'-- 'The Boy Who Scored'-- whatever they call you these days."

"I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse you."

"No one asked your opinion, you filthy little Mudblood." (Now thats not obvious)


K so i know this one is obvious but i love it!!

"Severus Snape wasn't yours," said Harry. "Snape was Dumbledores, Dumbledores from the moment you started hunting down my mother..."

Top Ten Disney/Pixar Movies of All Time

OK guys so i was really, really bored so i decided to do this...
According to http://moviesfilmsmotionpictures.wordpress.com/2009/06/03/top-ten-pixar-movies/ these are the top ten best movies of all time....

1. Wall-e
2. Monsters Inc.
3. Toy Story
4. A Bugs Life
5. The Incredibles
6. Cars
7. Up
8. Ratatouille
9. Finding Nemo
10. Toy Story 2

Now i kinda agree with that but not really so using the same movies this is my list!

1. Cars
2. Up
3. Monsters Inc.
4. Finding Nemo
5. Wall-e
6. Toy Story
7. The Incredibles
8. Ratatouille
9. A Bugs Life
10. Toy Story 2

So that is mine but personaly i wouldn't have A Bugs Life or Toy Story 2 on there but it is all good!!

Well thats that and i would but a poll up so you can vote on what you think but idk how to do that and i think only Rawr can do that sort of thing so OH WELL!!!
Anyway so just comment and type your mind...Tell me your order to the movies!!! And i will get back to you all soon (since i am really bored i may do another post as silly as this one to take up my time=)

HOLY S***

HEY EVERYONE HOWL HERE!!! OMG I JUST GOT TICKETS TO GO SEE HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE OPENING NIGHT AT 12:01 YA THE FIRST SHOW TIME OF THE NIGHT!!!!! IT LOOKS FREAKIN AMAZING AND I AM SO SO EXCITED!!!(incase you couldn't tell that's why it is all in caps!:)) ANYWAY YAYYAYAYAY OH AND I AM TRYING TO READ ALL THE BOOKS UP TO THE 6th BEFORE IT COMES OUT AND SO FAR I AM ON BOOK FOUR!!!! BUT ANYWAY JUST TO LET YOU ALL KNOW I AM GOING BACK TO BEING COMPLETLY ADDICTED TO HARRY POTTER BUT INSTEAD THIS TIME I AM NO LONGER GRIFFINDOR I AM A FREAKIN SLYTHERN!!!!!! YA GO DRACO AND SNAPE!!!!! SO YA AND KNOW MY TWO FAV COLORS ARE DARK GREEN AND SILVER!!! (see the similaritys...spelled that wrong:p)YA SO ANYWAY SORRY I HAVENT UPDATED IN LIKE FOREVER BUT I HAVE HAD NOTHING TO SAY BUT I DO NOW!!!! I WILL LET YOU ALL KNOW HOW IT WENT ON WEDNESDAY BUT I PROMISE I WILL NOT REVEAL ANYTHING!!!!!

Dream Cars!

Ok, so we all have our dream cars that we are never in a million years going to get, no matter how much we beg our parents...and since I have a couple, I'm going to share them with you. What can I say, I like flashy cars!...and I just recently figured out how to put pictures in the posts, so I'm going crazy with that too!

So, we're going to start off with the Bugotti. Originally founded in France by an Italian man, the Bugatti name is currently owned by the Volkswagen Group, who revived it as a builder of a very limited production of sports cars.

Pretty sweet, huh?

Aaaaand moving on to my personal favorite, the infamous Lamborghinis! An Italian manufacturer of sports cars, Lamborghini is currently owned by the Volkswagen Group (sheesh, they're dominating the car world!) and its parent is Audi AG...whatever that means!

Man, I love these cars!

And of course, because I am such a Transformers freak, I just had to put Sideswipe in here. For those of you that don't know, he's a new Autobot and is a totally rockin car. It's supposed to be a combination of a Stingray and a Corvette...too bad it isn't a real car!

- If you have any awesome dream cars, send it to me or Howl and we'll post it for all of our other followers to see! (Which isn't saying much, but what the heck!)

- And thanks to Sheena for inspiring this post! lol

Revenge of the Fallen

TRANSFORMERS WAS AMAZING!!! You have got to go see it in theaters, cuz I'm pretty sure that home tvs can't get that loud, and you need to have the sound BLASTING so that you can fully appreciate how many explosions there are! That is now my favorite movie of all time! And don't worry, I won't spoil anything for you, cuz that would ruin the movie! So just go see it!

omg, omg, OMG!!!

TRANSFORMERS 2 IS COMING OUT TOMORROW IN THEATERS AND I AM SO THERE!!! (Optimus Prime rocks and anyone who says otherwise needs to go die in a ditch.)

GO WATCH TRANSFORMERS.

Look look!

Here are some awesome pictures that I took at the zoo!

Hilarious Insults!

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

I see the wheel is spinning, but the hamster looks dead.

If you had another brain, it would be lonely.

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

Note: What the Fudgesikles is in no way encouraging you to use these insults on your friends or enemies. Though it would be funny to see their reactions.

Stupid Legislators

We depend on our government to do everything in their power to make this country better...but, the thing is...sometimes the higher-ups are just stupid.

The following are U.S. laws...but personally, I prefer to believe that these are not real.

- In Salt Lake County, Utah, it's illegal to walk down the street carrying a violin in a paper bag.

- In California, it's illegal for a vehicle without a driver to exceed 60 miles per hour.

- In New York, the penalty for jumping off a building is death.

- In Danville, Pennsylvania, all fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.

- In Pennsylvania, it's illegal to tie a dollar bill on a string, leave it on the ground, and then pull it away when someone tries to pick it up. (Okay, I have my doubts about that one.)

- In New York City, it's illegal for a restaurant to call a sandwich a "corned beef sandwich" if it's made with white bread and mayonnaise.

- In California it's illegal to set a mouse trap without a hunting license.

- In Louisiana, biting someone with your natural teeth is considered "simple assault" but biting someone with your dentures is "aggravated assault".

Fishies!!!

Hey! See my new friends over there in the sidebar? Well if you put the mouse in the box they swim to it and follow it around! Cool, huh?

HEY I AM BACK AND READY TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY LIFE!

Hey guys Howl is back and very happy that it is now summer vacation!! Rawr I am still going to see you, we will get together to go see the movies!!! Oh and guess what, ok so this week I had a freaking basketball camp, but it was more like boot camp. Today we did an hour of abbs!! AN HOUR!!!! Ya and then we ran our freaking butts off. So in High School i am officially going to die. Oh and my Thats Right softball team broke up!! Ya but I am already on another 16u team lol. Ya my first practice was on monday and then on tuesday and then on wednesday and then today lol!! But we are a beast team lol and this weekend we are going to Oklahoma!! Ya and I get to watch the collage world series!!!!! I hope Arizona state wins!! Oh ya and i think i am almost officially done with soccer...I may try out for High School, but IDK!!! ya so that is how my life is going so far..OH and this summer I am going to ILLIONIS to see my cousins and family!!! YAY SO HAVE A GOOD SUMMER!!!!!

This and That...

Hey peeps, just thought I'd bring you up to speed on the world on entertainment...as seen by nerds.

- So first off, TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN is coming out JUNE 24!!! I AM SO THERE!

- Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince is being released in theaters on July 15. Surprisingly, I'm looking forward to it. I think Harry Potter's growing on me...I mean seriously, who doesn't want to wave around a wand and scream "Wingardium Leviosa!" or "Expecto Petronum!" ...I do.

- I think I saw something about a new Ice Age movie coming out on June 1...

- And for all those orch dorks out there, I want to see The Soloist so that I can either laugh at Jamie Foxx's attempt to play the cello or have my self-esteem plummet below the ground (as usually happens in movies about prodigies. Stupid August Rush.)

- Check out Linkin Park's new single for Transformers 2: New Divide. It's pretty sick.

- Chuck might be cancelled *sniff*

- I can't believe I'm saying this but....THE VITAMIN STRING QUARTET ROCKS!!! SERIOUSLY!!! Go on youtube and check out clocks or hallelujah (that's right, paramore in strings! it's like a dream come true lol jk) DO IT NOW.

- Anyway, back to movies. If you didn't know, Chinese movies kicks American movies' butts. Well, most of them. There's this one movie called Together about this violin prodigy and it's amazing. And I don't usually say that about prodigy movies, since they usually just piss me off. Seriously, go rent it. Be sure to turn on subtitles.

So anway, later people.

Paranoid? Me? Naw.

Aw, just look at that freaky, devil-eyed pigeon over there. Doesn't he just make you want to run away screaming...or grab the nearest flamethrower? In my experience, and I've had a lot, pigeons are stupid pooping-machines that like to fly in people's faces for fun. I mean seriously, just look at the bird's face! You can tell he's plotting something evil, and I'd bet on anything that it has something to do with the end of the human race.

Stay paranoid, people.

Sorry to Announce...

Don't start freaking out! What the Fudgesikles isn't being officially shut down, even though Howl and I are being separated *sniff* and we won't be able to collaborate much on what to blog about. We'll do our best in blogging, so please be patient and keep checking for updates!

The Most Awesome Animal In the World

If any of you haven't seen the movie Duma, then by heck get it off Netflix! It's an awesome movie. Plus it has the most awesome animal in the world in it - A BUSHBABY!

For all you less educated people (lol jk) a Senegal Bushbaby is an awesome little nocturnal primate that lives in Africa. They have awesome fingers and sick red eyes! They're TINY and you can hold them in your hands and they fit perfectly on your shoulder! And if you're obsessed with cute little animals, the bushbaby takes cute to a whole new level. The greatest thing about them is that they literally use their tails to jump around (well they alternate between the tail and the hind legs) and they are the most awesome animal in the world!

So forget that new puppy, get a bushbaby! (And name it Mashaka - pronounced MOO-sha-kah)

There's (or should be) a picture of a bushbaby somewhere above.

So that's all for the segment on my new favorite animal! Later, peeps!

OCD With Sports

K so in case any of you peeps out there don't know, I, aka Howl, am obsessed with all sports!!!
I play soccer, softball, and basketball and according to my friends I kick @$$ at basketball and softball and i am OK at soccer!!! Lol anyway my team That's Right for softball we aren't best team but we are pretty intense and I love it!!! I play catcher sometimes, shortstop and third base...YAY... For basketball well I am not on a team right now because it is not basketball season but i was I was. Basketball is my favorite sport ever and every year I played for my middle school team we were undefeated..YAY...For my soccer team I play for the best team in my age group...THE HORNETS...YAY... Ok so about soccer yesterday we had a state cup game and we played for like the first 25 minutes and then there was a lightning delay and we had to wait like a hour in the car...AHHHHH... Then we finished and we won like two to zero!!! YAY and this girl fouled me so freakin bad that my but is bruised and i landed in the freakin mud!!!! ya it was an intense game lol... So just wanted to keep you updated with all my sports that you probably don't want to know about!!!!!

Zane's (Sad but True) Life Story - Pt.1

After 8th grade, Zane is feeling very depressed because she will probably never see her amazing friends anymore, so she decides to have a little "fun" but after the tenth cosmo she realizes she has no designated driver (tsk tsk) so she hot wires a car and attempts to drive home (and she's 14 at the time, so you realize how drunk she was.) Inevitably, she gets into a car crash (that's what you get for not going to driving school) and winds up in a coma. For 9 years.


So when Zane wakes up, she is 23 years old. The doctors give her the medical bill, but when Zane calls her parents for money, they disown her and now Zane is alone, in debt, and still has guy problems. Sheena, on the other hand, lives in South Carolina and is currently dating the son of a sheriff and doing very well at the local college. Sheena also keeps in touch with Rawr, now a professional hacker in Australia. Sad little Zane hitchhikes to Sheena's house and once she arrives there, she starts complaining about her life. Sheena, unsympathetic after Zane severed all connections with her after 8th grade, locks her in the guest room and tells Zane to find a job and a life and to not jump out the window and kill herself.

Zane agrees to find a job and life, but when Sheena releases her, Zane runs and manages to stowaway on a boat to Australia, where she hitchhikes to Rawr's beachside condo. Rawr, the professional hacker, is irked when Zane interrupts her hack on government files. Zane begins to whine, when her arm starts beeping and she notices a bump - Rawr had implanted a GPS tracker in her arm during the coma (thanks to her amazing technological skills.) Sheena's voice suddenly comes out of nowhere - "I know you're at Rawr's condo!" (The tracker turns out to be a cell phone too.)

Zane begins to freak out and Rawr answers her own ringing phone (a modified iPhone) and talks to Sheena, who is on the other end. She tells Sheena to bring the straitjackets (which Sheena had prepared personally for Zane, name and everything.) When Sheena arrives from America, she and Rawr lock Zane in a padded cell in Rawr's condo.

Sheena and Rawr get bored with making faces at Zane through the bulletproof window and turn on the T.V. It shows a concert from Carnegie Hall with Angela Bell and her husband (Joshua Bell) playing a violin duet. Excited, professional hacker Rawr runs around her condo screaming, "We were stand partners!!!" Sheena and Rawr get Zane out of the cell and show her the T.V. and they have an alcohol-free party. Then Zane goes back in the cell.

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What will Sheena and Rawr do to Zane next? Well Zane ever get that life and job?! Will the world spontaneously combust?!?! Find out, on Zane's (Sad but True) Life Story - Pt. 2!

(Note: All characters in the story are based on actual people, under pseudonyms. If you know who Zane is, then you will find this as hilarious as we do. If you don't, then ignore this post. Thank you!)

From the Offices of Dr. R. Awr and Dr. H. Owl

After months of observation, Dr. R. Awr and Dr. H. Owl have released the details of their study of a typical conversation between two popular girls. The conversation is documented below.

Setting: Popular A and Popular B meet before school to discuss their weekends, even though they have already texted each other the details...twice.

Popular A: So, like, the other day I went to the mall, right? And you will never believe who I saw!

Popular B: Ohmygod, like, who?

A: Kristy and Nate!

B: Ohmygod, no way!

A: Way!

B: I can't, like, believe it!

A: I know, right? So anyway, I was going to go up to them but then I got distracted by this like really cute nail polish I saw in a store window, so I went in and I couldn't decide if I wanted the rose nail polish or the magenta nail polish -

B: I, like, hate having to make hard decisions like that.

A: I know, right? So the rose was classic, but the magenta would have matched my new outfit that I bought at Hollister - and I also got a bottle of that new perfume there - so I ended up buying like both nail polishes!

B: Genius!

A: I know, right?

B: So what happened with Nate and Kristy?

A: Well by the time I was done buying a set of lip gloss, a new pair of shoes, a sweater, a scarf, a pair of jeans, a hair band, hair extensions, and like everything else that was cute in that store, they were, like, gone!

B: Dang, just missed them!

A: I know, right?!

...the conversation goes on to discuss boys, teachers, and clothes. However, Dr. R. Awr and Dr. H. Owl have decided to spare us and have burned the rest of the conversation.

Twilight

So basically, the Twilight series is about a girl who falls in love with a vampire, who saves her then leaves her and she falls in love with a werewolf but she goes to save the vampire from a bunch of evil vampires and then the vampire comes back and she's in love with him again and the vampires and werewolves save her from another evil vampire and she marries the vampire and gets frickin' PREGNANT and then the werewolf falls in love with their KID which is just TWISTED and they all live happily ever after.

Yay.

So, if the plot isn't bad enough, it's just a teensy bit creepy that a forty-year-old woman is dreaming about vampires and werewolves. Yes, Stephenie Meyer actually did dream of the plot. And that's how the Twilight series, which really needs to go burn down under, was created.

And to make matters even worse, they went and made a MOVIE about it. And it sucked. Badly. Real badly. Like gouge-out-your-eyes-with-a-dull-spoon badly. However, Howl liked it...She's dead.

Twilight. Read it it you like those pain in the butt, love triangle stories that never end soon enough. Watch the movie if you feel like committing suicide anytime soon.

This was our segment on flaming Twilight. Hope you enjoyed it!

Stuff You're Gonna Know Cuz I'm Excited So You Should Be Too

Howl gets excited about a new boyfriend, and I get psyched about a computer!!! It used to be my sister's so it's not exactly new, but heck, a 'puter's a 'puter, and now that it's in my room I can blog and write in MY OWN ROOM!!! No more getting kicked off the computer cuz now it's MINE!!! Muahahahahahaha!!!!!

Anyway, sometime in the near future we will be flaming twilight and giving you tips on how to survive a zombie attack, so stay tuned!

Update

Well, here we are again at our old background. And just to keep things easy and simple, we're gonna stick with this one unless we find something better. But for now, we can focus on blogging again!

Battle of the Bloggers!!!

To uphold this blog's reputation and honor, Howl and I recently joined two other blogger teams (Riley and Terry from "Nerds R Us" and Sheena and Angela - who stood in for Zandeleigh - from "From the Confused Minds of Zandeleigh and Sheena") in an intense Battle of the Bloggers!!!

We underwent three mentally and physically strenuous tasks that included:

- Building a unique structure out of expired marshmallows and toothpicks
- Blowing bubbles with dish soap with our hands
- Smashing fruit with a large rubber mallet

And true to our blog, HOWL AND I WON ALL THREE!!! Our marshmallow castle completely blew away Riley and Terry’s top-heavy rocket and Sheena and Angela’s fort and swing set! Our amazing hot dog bubble killed the competition! And lastly, thanks to Howl’s superior upper body strength, we totally slaughtered those apples and tomatoes.

So yes, it has been proven.

Our blog is the best.

And if you’re thinking “What the heck does marshmallows and bubbles have to do with blogs?”…well, they don’t, but we’re still the best.

So thank you for your nonexistent support!

And remember: What The Fudgesikles will always remain #1.

Until next time, followers!

- Rawr and Howl, your favorite butt-kicking bloggers

You Know You're An Orch Dork When...

- You hold your toothbrush the way you hold your bow completely unintentionally

- You no longer crack up when someone says "my g-string snapped"

- You attack your dad when he tries to take your cello/bass and put it in the back of the truck for you

- You start naming your pets or stuffed animals (for all those who still have them) after composers

- You are watching a movie or television and either say "OMG! I've played that before!" or "I have that song!"

- You get together with your friends and in the midst of deciding what to do, you find yourselves playing chamber music

- You buy things like cookie cutters and pasta in the shape of musical notes and instruments

- You know every viola joke by heart

- You know that viola jokes are just so TRUE

- You have separate buddy lists - one for orch dorks and one for "regular people"

- You've named your instrument

- You can draw various instruments on your Etch-a-Sketch

- You carry around a nail clipper

- You sing Beethoven/Tchaikovsky symphonies in parts for fun

- You protect your hands at all costs...except in the case of Egyptian Ratscrew

- You ask for bows/rosin/mutes for Christmas...and cry when you don't get them

- Whenever you're in school, you think about how an orch dork school would be so much cooler

- You go nuts when you hear the school bell go off because you try to figure out what pitch it is

- The A 440 has gone off on your pocket metronome in the middle of English class

- Your metronome is the most expensive item you own

- You sing along with the microwave

- You find yourself conducting to classical/soundtrack music

- You listen to classical/soundtrack music

- When cleaning, you find strings in odd places and wonder how they got there

- You have Christmas music stuck in your head before Thanksgiving because you're already rehearsing it

- You do stupid things like walk into walls or fall up the stairs

- You glare at the band geeks because they're not nearly as cool as orch dorks!!!

-- YAH!!! GO ORCH DORKS!!!!! --

Blonde Jokes

Did you hear about the blonde that...

- Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

- Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years".

- Couldn't call 911 because there wasn't an 11 button on any phone.

- When asked what the capital of California was, answered "C".

- Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.

- After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.

5 Jokes That Can Be Told In Church

1. Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life." The child thought about this for a moment and then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"

2. A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?" He answered, "Call for backup."

3. A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem. A small child replied, "They couldn't get a baby-sitter."

4. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "Honor thy father and thy mother", she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat, one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill."

5. Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil. One said to the other, "What do you think about all this Satan stuff?" The other boy replied, "Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out. It's probably just your Dad."

Funny Quotes Pt. 2

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

The road to success is always under construction.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.

Your mama is so fat that when she ran away she took up all four sides of the milk carton.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.

Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

Eat a live toad first thing in the morning, and nothing worse can happen to you the rest of the day.

We all can't be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by.

Don't follow in my footsteps, because I run into a lot of walls.

If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

This morning I looked down at my unmade bed and decided that it was art in another medium and I should not destroy it.

If you can't say anything nice...come sit by us.

Know what I'm thinking? No? Neither do I. Frightening, isn't it?

Never say "OOPS!" always say "Ah, interesting!"

This isn't Burger King, you can't have it your way.

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em"?

Do not believe in miracles, rely on them.

Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.

- Later, peeps!

Funny Quotes Pt. 1

How is everybody's spring break going? Well I took time out of my busy schedule of sleeping, sleeping, and sleeping some more to blog for you guys! So here are some funny sayings and quotes that will keep you occupied for a couple seconds.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you first thought of.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse."

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

Spring Break

Is everyone excited for spring break? Because I definitely am and I'm not going anywhere for soccer so it is amazing lol!!! Yup and idk why I am saying this but be ready for the Transformers 2 movie coming out in June along with HP6!!!

10 More Ways to Give Back to Your Friendly Local Wal-Mart

1. Start “dancing” like mad. Basically, just wave your arms and legs around like you're having some kind of massive seizure.

2. Put super sexy lingerie in old men’s carts when they turn away.

3. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character - if you're on a horse, then pretend that you're a cowboy, etc. And if a little kid comes over and wants to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying.

4. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that you're a cat. Meow when people walk by, rub up against their legs, etc.

5. In the food aisle, pretend that there’s a little bug and slowly move your head to the right, then swing your head to the left as if you're trying to follow it. Slowly lower your head to the ground, then start spinning around in circles and stomping like crazy. Then finally yell out, “Yes!!! I got it!!! Wow, that was the biggest cockroach I’ve ever seen, i think it was pregnant!!! Hey look, there’s another one!!!” Then repeat.

6. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying “Good girl, good Bessie.”

7. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!”

8. When you're alone, have loud conversations with your “multiple personalities”. Have an Englishman, a Southerner, a New Yorker, a Grandma, and a 5-year-old girl all at the same time and remember to use accents. They should sound something like this: “Great idea, good fellow, we shall have a jolly good time!" (English) “Look, oall I wanna do is wok at Stawbucks and git a cawfee." (New York) etc. etc.

9. TP as much of the store as possible.

10. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

Warning!!

Hey everyone...I had to stay home sick today so i thought i would just give ya an update on everything. K first is the thing that is going around and getting everyone sick is very very contagious and it sucks...last night I felt so sick i couldn't stay focused on hw and then when I went to bed at like midnight i woke up and started puking my stomach out...ya not a pretty image! So ya and then today I finshed off Hunted by P.C. and Kristin Cast...I really didn't like it at all. It wasn't very exciting but yet I couldn't put it down and **(spoiler kinda) **it only covered like 3 days and she still has that boy love triangle thing ugg and Heath is back!!!! Bye Bye!!!

BF

Hey guys just an update Nathan and I got past the really really awkward stage in this relationship and know it is getting easier to hang! So just wanted to keep ya updated! We actually walk out of school together now so just fyi!!!! Oh and my other friend whom we will call Sam was just asked out by the one and only person whom we will call Jared!!! They make such a cute couple!! ....sigh.....

Books!!!

Hey everyone, just wanted to let you know that Hunted by P.C. Cast and Kristin Cast came out on Tuesday!!! Go buy it.

Those Smart Japanese...

There are rumors that in Japan, they are considering replacing the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with Haiku poetry messages. (I highly doubt it but it's still hilarious.) Haiku poetry has strict construction rules. Each poem has only three lines and seventeen syllables: five syllables in the first line, seven in the second and five in the third. Haiku is used to communicate a timeless message often achieving a powerful insight through extreme brevity. Here are a couple we found off the 'net that are particularly amusing.

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

The website you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

First snow, then silence.
This thousand-dollar screen dies
So beautifully.

A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.

Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.

And now here is a particular haiku that I personally find extremely touching.

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

New News!

Hey everyone, Howl here! Just wanted to let you know that I got a bf...his name on this blog is going to be Nathan!!! So just wanted to let you all know!!! I will tell you bout him later!!!

Random Funny Stuff

On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Crap, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On the packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? And also, whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5-year-olds off those fork lifts.)

On a Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: Keep out of children.
(Hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh, go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Heads Up!

Listening to classical/soundtrack music is cool. Period.

10 More Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

2. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

3. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

4. Try putting different pairs of women’s panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

5. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, “Red Rover!”

6. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

7. While no one’s watching, quickly switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the rest rooms.

8. Walk up to the customer service and when they say, “Hello, how may I help you?” say, “Yes, I’ll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet Coke”. And when they start to talk, say, “Oh, to go”. Then when they say that they can’t give it to you, say, “Oh, this is because I’m gay, isn’t it? I’d expect this from Albertson's, but not Wal-mart. People who are gay are just like everyone else, you know. You disgust me”. Then walk away mumbling to yourself. If you're a guy, try to act as valley-girl-like as you can.

9. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that you're a prissy Englishman. Say things like “Cheerio, good man” to people who walk by. And don’t forget to have perfect posture.

10. Walk up to a guy and say, “Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god, it is! I haven’t seen you in so long!!!” Then kiss him. Then slap and him say, “Why didn’t you ever call me?” Then walk away. This is much more effective if you’re a guy.

Howl and I will post more hilarious Wal-Mart tips later this month, so stay tuned!

10 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Start playing Calvinball - see how many people you can get to join in.

2. Challenge other costumers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "We've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

4. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

5. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

7. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!"

8. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

9. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible".

10. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.

Warning: Do not attempt under parental supervision

Movie Info that You Probably Didn't Need/Want to Know but Are Going to Anyway

Did you know that Transformers was rated PG-13 because of "intense sequences of sci-fi violence"? Now that's what I call a good movie.

Did you know that Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience is possibly crappier than Twilight? *gasp*

Did you know that if you don't like Finding Nemo, you're a doofus?

And the Movie of the Week to Never See: Push - trust me, you don't even need this one explained.

Check for more movie info later this week!

Howl Here

Hiya, this is your 2nd in command here.....Howl!!!!! Just wanted to let Rawr know that I got on so ya...If anyone has any ideas for us on what to do.....TELL US PLEASE!!!!!!!

Hiya

Hey peeps! This is Rawr and Howl, ur new favorite bloggers! Umm...we have no idea what we're doing so tell us what to blog about!